you're such a pain in the ass get pregnant first  

dress pretty for dinner maybe it'll happen tonight   

pretty is no panties see ye i'll text you the adress.   

business dinner. would you be my valentine ?  

do you need to shop for a dress ? i'm free now.

the kind you would wear if we wear invited to the royal wedding. i need to impress those guys.

how is your clivage ?

i'm so jealous i might die, you want me to die ?

can you at least promise not be stunning ?

you wish

i think your boss will be at the dinner

ok you will have to find an escort for me then  

me neither we'll avoid him it's a big event 

my firm is the host. we sent one invit he is bringing his wife i guess. and you're coming with me.

you remember when i said i was associate ? well this is it being official.

no. it still doesn't feel real

i want to be there around 7 pm. guest will arrive at 8. i don't feel like it's my speech weekend.  

because of my lisp. maybe i'll try to relax with my friends tonight. tomorrow is supposed to be a great moment.

it feels like everyone is waiting for me to fall, you included.

don't worry it's a guy.