yes yes

babe im afraid ill have to cancel our date night

why ? im running late n i was hoping we could just chill at home

i can undress you think of it as the fanciest netflix n chill of all time

bc im the boss n i have a meeting with a client, sorry babe i'll buy you a designer bag with my bonus

i'll be home on 2 hours max, promise

if i drop it now i'll have to work tomorrow morn be patient love

you are not alone lisa i am there for you every day, don't make this difficult for me please

you swear to god what ? you'll cheat on me again ?

you can leave with a child or is it too heavy to walk ?

i'll find you i'll even take leave (how ironic ?)

why so dramatic ? you can't run to your mom everytime your husband cancels a date. lisa i fucking work to provide for us. you should be grateful i am not a drunken moron

i forbid you to move with my children inside of you. they are mine and so are you until you give birth ! yeah fuck me n my money. i wish you knew what glory feels like but obviously you're too busy looking for comfort in the meantime amma nail my meeting n get more money !!!

oh no i understand everything. you feel lonely and miserable bc you are needy. i am working. i am loyal to you. i don't cheat i don't seduce other women. i don't even have drinks with my friends. i just work ! what is wrong with that ? srsly ! go, leave, be confortable.

i work on saturdays. i'm surprised you don't! lisa i am home before dinner every fucking day of the fucking week. this is important. i need to seal my deal. my passion for law is what brought us together at the first place. just stop the diva acting n wait for me.

i should hire you. you'll def spend more time with me. stop the bullshit lisa. are you pregnant with the devil ? these hormones of yours are like fireballs !

you're so moody ? what the fuck now. you could at least wait to say this at my face.