i'll call you back. unless you're my wife.

you're such a bad liar, it's almost cute.

it would work if you knew how to fake it, love

ever thought that maybe I'm the one who tricked you into marrying me? you can't even leave me ;)

i don't want your money. i married you for your looks, not your money, you should know by now. you're not even taking advantage of this tho...bad bad bad liar

please, i should  win an award for my personality! hmm, you know, forced sex isn't really my thing yikes

still an award awww,
always babe! i love you

i don't wanna come anyway,
i have plans too tonight

with friends. i can go out and still be your wife, i don't see the issue.

are you jealous?

female friends.

you care, it's cute  

you're so bossy.

i like it when you talk dirty to me.

seriously tho, you won't even be enjoying yourself a little, you'll pout all night in your corner.

please, i don't pout. it creates wrinkles to pout  

i don't like it when you're rude. i'm gonna tell your mom.

hmm. i'm dialling her number.

okay.

i'm sorry too.

you don't mind pretending you still love the hell out of me?

me

of course my love, it's on me!

ah, i take joy in the smallest things.