WHAT D FUCK? YOU TOLD MY SISTER ABOUT US? Asshole! She tore my clothes and burned my Coldplay tickets
You better be getting me new tickets!
uh do i know you? and you should be grateful, i just saved your life, coldplay is shit.
Uhh, this is Sara. You deffo know my vagina you jerk!
You human piece of shit!! How can you insult Coldplay! Get me knew tickets or else...
nice to meet you Sara, your vagina was surely nice but you really sound like a horrible human being.
or else? come on, what are you gonna do about it?
My vagina is the best thing you can score, twat! BTW, you suck at giving head
IDK. Maybe I'll start by giving my sister your keys. She told me she shit on your front door, can't wait to see what else she'll do to your place.
Yeah, you didn't lose your keys, I stole them the other day.
OH THAT BITCH. ok, it was funny at first. but you're messing with the wrong twin. you're looking for julian, NOT ME. leave me the fuck alone.
and give me my keys back.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH? BITCH!
Holly crap, there is 2 of u? Ugh. Nice try you cunt. Give me tickets and you'll get your keys.
f u c k y o u. and the bitch you call your sis. i'm not buying the ticket. keep the keys, i'll just change de locks. you cunt.
HAHA Yeah like you can afford it! I've been to your place, it's shit!
Go to hell asshole! I hope you get herppies and can't get your dick up no more!
herpes*