ariel cuz who wouldn't want to be a mermaid?

are u kidding me, romy? my bra would've been made of expensive sea shells. i'm a princess, not a commoner.

who would eat a bra? you? you're even weirder than me. how is that possible?

if the bra is entirely made of mayo, i would probably eat it, tho.

and should i be judgy?

i'm not crazy enough yet to put some mayo on coconut. imma probably try that shit if i'm drunk, tho.

if it's a kingdom, aren't you a queen then?

*bow before the queen*

your majesty.

don't get used to it, tho.

gimme a good reaso to bow before u, then.

it's been a while.

my life's kinda a mess right now, tho. can we talk later?

it's family business. you know how it goes. i just need to sort everything out.

it's just my sister and i, nowadays
she's trying to find me a princess to marry but i've already found a queen on my own, so

we'll make your neighbor our personal court jester.

i can't wait to get on the throne by your side.

i'd like that very much.  

i'm as comfortable as a rock, actually. i'm sorry.

should we go @ the halloween party and finally meet or am i overstepping your boundaries?

i'd like to but my sister said she's already ashamed enough of my antics.

so, i'll be a discount pirate instead.  

was it good?

what if i've got blonde hair?

are u disappointed?

i picture you as beautiful. that's it.