leave a message. i'll call you back. maybe.

it's legal if you don't get caught.

it depends, does he look like trash?

omg how's your nose doing? is it still working?  your neighbor seems so bad, i'm so sorry for u.

why don't you get obsessed over me instead?

aren't you still talking to me?

that's bc you're sweet even if you're trying to kill your neighbor.
but don't worry 'kay, i'll come to see you in jail and i'll even bring cookies if you're nice enough.

my sis still thinks i'm an idiot, tho. but yeah, i'm a knight. i like that.  

that's good to know.

it's gonna sound weird as fuck but... folks that don't like mayonnaise.

it's just taste sooooo good.
and i don't want you to stop talkin' to me so i won't tell anythin' about my kinks alright? i want to be your knight, not your favorite weirdo.

call me prince mayo, then.
but it's your turn, now. tell me what your biggest pet peeve is.  

it means i won't be able to take your rude ass with me to japan, then. i'm so sad.
as for animals dressed as ppl...

do u mean this?

i cannot unseen this either. why are you doing this to me?

but i'd still like to travel with your rude ass, you monster. where would you like us to go?

australia, of course. big ass island, great beaches and amazing wildlife.

whenever you want.

does that mean you're rich?

imma be honest with ya, i'm broke.

you're too good to be real.

is that so? then i confess that i'm not actually a prince but a princess.
a disney princess.