i'm not a conventional wife, i don't follow this kind of 'rules'. 

did you know he used to love me, when we were younger? was i so stupidly blind that i'm the only one who did not notice that?

and now, we won't believe me when i said i love him. he thought it's all fake, just an illusion 'cause my world is crashing down...

of course not, don't be ridiculous

you did failed at some hubbie's simple task, though. did i need to punish you?

ANYWAY, we were better off talking about your wedding. you looked very dashing on tv btw

he wants to ask her to marry him, it's too late for that.

as if my career was not enough, i might lose him too.

i don't know what to do, jo.

that was rude btw i'm your bestfriend, i deserved to be there mister

omg, no.  

i was just playin' along, i'm sorry.

it scares me too, joey. but i want to know you, or at least try to. don't you?

then go for it and stop being such a baby about it

i do like you, joey. that's why i'm still your wife... maybe we should start acting like it. i mean, like a married couple.

and it includes a few 'touching' moment

we share the same bed since our wedding night, and you never gave me at least a goodnight kiss.

don't be afraid of me... i won't bite, i promise.

i'm insecure too, you know. i barely know you. and neither do i want to pass as a nympho or a prude girl i'm not  

only if you share the noodles with me

because it tastes better when it's your plate

you're mean to me he's so cute tho, he blushes when i make a compliment, it's precious

you're married now, no more compliments for you mister yayyyy! so yes, we shall have chinese tonight

you're married before the law tho you're lucky she didn't make you sign a prenups

i should be your spouse

pfff you only want me for my body, like the other guys

you should, to boost my ego