don't call. just text.

hello stranger. like you'd answer  

riiight. married life is making you slow, kane, this ain't good.

i can tell you like her, you have that look in your eyes when you talk about her. when do you introduce us? so i can tell her everything about mini joseph

...no? it's mini joseph, deal with it. she's just a woman, don't be so dramatic

so take her out on dates! get to know her, feed her strawberries, idk. stop acting like the shy guy you are not    

joey...how the hell do you feed someone strawberries with a banana?  

you're super gross! we're so not having this conversation ew 

the cups omg it was a bloody mess, literally it's easy to know tho if you're hard for coco, you're good

months? have you been living in a cave or something?  

is she shy?

you're finally carrying your balls, i'm proud don't be bitter just because you're a sore looser

how can i say no to that? i'd be happy to spend some times with you.  

i would have made a fine bachelorette, throwing the rose away and leaving with the hottest guy for the night

how tf do you deal with a heartbreak, jo? i'ts awful. 

no you're not

it might happen, who knows.    

cameron is a idiot, and his girlfriend a real bitch. maybe they deserve each other, after all.  

that's true. we're hot together, i wonder what went wrong back in the days (lol). it's been quiet BUT it's wanted. i needed the peace  

i would have never swiped right if i didn't find you attractive it's just, idk, i'm not in the mood.