i know. everyone needs to get laid with you tho

is she hot?

you're such a perv. you know, sex and work don't do well together

shut up dude and you're damn right but hey, it's not my fault if you'd rather spend time with victoria.

oh my god!!! you like her!!

blablabla same old story, victoria, victoria and victoria again. i've been through some serious shit too. and btw i'm fine, glad you fucking asked.    

nvmd, everything's fine. you like her better, that's it. i guess i can live with that.

same difference with you! oh my god! i haven't smoked in ages, leave me alone  

what did the evil twin do again?  

i ran into him the other day, i didn't he was back. he looked pleased to see me as always  

how dare you, you drunkard i won't give you shit, ask her if you need a kidney or liver or whatev.

please, he wouldn't touch me if i was the last woman on earth hahaha i thought people got more muscles in prison?  

i wouldn't touch you just joking (or not). you're better all tall and thin anyway, you wouldn't look great with too much muscle

and they say you're the elder, plz
  meh, maybe i'll join you later, i'm kinda busy watching soccer right now.

right...definitely NOT touching you then i don't think i've ever seen you with shorter hair?

i said i'm fine. see you soon.

that photo i can't breathe can i tease him please please please  

you're no fun  

not going to obey, who do you think you're talking to?

ah, he's no fun then. like always, i'm not really surprised