mess is mine.

the love of your life, who else can it be.

dude ? dear lord ! did you just assume my gender ?

#triggered

but i can conclude that you like bad things. like your oversized ego or peanut aflatoxins.

it took me exactly two minutes to irritate you. love it. i didn't think it will be this quick but now we can really talk.

i keep runing into your brother, from all people, and i would very much like avoiding awkward conversations with him. so what does he know exactly about your « old ways » ?

ah and it's victoria walker, by the way.

d’awwww, you have a nickname for me ? this is so cute.

now you need to calm your tities, love. i don’t know who hurt you, but not everyone wants you to suffer...

i’m only asking because i don’t want to meddle in your family business. and don’t give yourself much value, you couldn’t hurt me even if you wanted to.

you don't know me at all, jude.

you were merely a flirt to me. i'm not going to hurt someone because of a simple flirt. calm down.

again, i just wanted to know what the matter is. that's it.

first you call me bitch, now you call me crazy...

why ?

milf ? hum, i see you’re doing some homework.

are you drunk now too or is it your natural childish behavior acting up ?

if you’re ok with me slapping some sense into you...

i hope you flirt better than you text. you’re getting rusty jude.

nothing much, except being about to call the cops for a noise complaint.

honnestly, you said it and i can’t argue with you on that.

some kid with more money than he can handle decided to throw a party in the middle of the week.

i’m showing you some respect. if you think you’re joke, who am i to disrespect your opinion ?

even if i accept, chances are you’re going to ditch me to go fuck someone in some room.

does your list of needs include getting stds ? because that’s a way to get stds

if you want to go there, technically, you already owe me a few years of services to come.

luckily for you, i don’t pay for company. so we’re good

you see yourself as dangerous ? really ?

hey, prostitution is legal, but solicitation isn’t.

again : you don’t know me. also i never said i was going to that party.

to prove to you how nice i actually am, here is a quick tip that should be usefull to you :

hmmm, you seem to be weirdly fascinated by my age, love.

is it because you’re only used to picking up girls from a playground?

oh, so women three years older qualify as your “mum” ?

your age or ten years younger. that means i’m out of your league then... too bad for the popsicle.

soo, i take it as : you didn’t do your homework correctly when you targeted me five years ago. aren’t you supposed to be good at these things?

also : was your mother given to marriage at the age of 8 ? if so, did it happen in 1856 ?

ouh, ten years older ? risky. aren’t you afraid to wake up next to a dead corpse someday? at least make sure to marry her, no prenup, so you get to keep the money.