i said she makes me angry. are you high ? without me ? i still owe you the magic brownies you said we'd bake for woman's day. 

i heard it's a good anti aging therapy. you're missing out. ps : jude is being funny.  

jude is the best. i feel he is not at his best lately. maybe he got some std + he thinks i love you more. 

he's just mad you're taken like the rest of us. but yeah he came back six months now. he looks thin i was like, were you in the prison?

i called dibs on you that's why well we are not the type to work out even with all the time in the world. now i get to be the chubby one, see what he did to me.

so meanie but i'll take it touching me is touching jude speaking of which what so you think about me with shorter hair ?

this is jude a few years ago i bet he would never have the balls to shave. turned out he did have the balls and a dick head. 

you can't ! this is top secret vicky. he will pretend it's me anyway  

my twin radar is sensing something. you can make fun of him tomorrow.  

i'm just wondering when did you two go wrong ?

can't you pretend for me ?