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hey jill, one message is enough
Seth Abberline ⋅ paper notes :
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yoo i thought you were dead bro!
i've missed you man (no homo ok). but yeah, let's hang out. where do you live now?
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fuck you, leo is awesome. she's beautiful and a wonderful human being, unlike you.
but if you want, you and your gay ass can crash at my place, i just moved in a new loft.
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thank you bro
(homo enough for you, stupid prick?) and NO i don't have a maid, come on i'm a grown man, i don't need a maid.
come on, i'll make you pizzas.
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you'll be alone in your red room, i'm not into your gay shit.
but yeah, extra cheese, i promise. what did you do to that girl again? she ain't even latina.
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what a poet you are. come on man, show a little respect.
no wonder why you're still single, your sex advices are shit and you're a real dork.
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really mature, what a gentleman you are.
and nobody likes banana flavoured condoms, you idiot.
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because i've tried it, what do you think.
well, not in a gay way. it was just a stupid bet.
and no matter what you say or do, you'll always be my favourite dork, don't worry.
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laughing so hard i'm choking rn.
leave the girls alone, the only thing you'll do at my place is your hand, i don't want problems with the paparazzi.
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you're one of a kind dude.
no scandal and leave my shower head alone. can't wait to see you tho.
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Jill-zilla
what am i supposed to do ? laugh ? right : ah ah ah. oh and congrat's wanker ! you remember how to use your phone. clap clap.
you're virgin like a whore rhys. everybody knows it.
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leo is awesome. and see? this, all of this is the exact reason why i'm not going to introduce you to her. but yeah, my home is your home bro. what about your emotions? what's going on?
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stop talking about her like that, you're being rude, remember she's my gf.
and you're so fucking disgusting dude. i don't even know what's that supposed to mean.
just come at my place ok? i'm waiting for you.
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Jill-zilla
what a troll you are egerton. you should find new jokes. you're boring.
no thanks. i'm not an idiot. i don't want to get an std.
what do you want from me ? i'm on a meeting. cause i'm working for real. not like you.
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yeah, you blew it. but it's ok. love you too bro.
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Jill-zilla
don't call me babe. i'm not your babe. so funny. don't you get a terrible empty feeling in your boxer ?
why ? i'm very busy especially to see you.
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Jill-zilla
if you call me babe, can i call you my favorite slut ? cauz it's what's you are. i'm funny, now ?
abt stuff ? give me more details. my time is precious.
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Jill-zilla
i will kick your stupid ass egerton. is it enough dirty ? or you want more ? remember Pembroke...i was sexto's queen to him.
don't worry, your mom asked me to dinner with both of you soon. and i'm not leaving. you're leaving. all the fuckin time.
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Jill-zilla
are you harassing me ?
no tongue emoji. and douchebaguette was perfect choice, sorry.Jill-zilla is better ? it's like i'm a fuckin monster on your phone.
but you could add
next to it. apparently you like that...
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Jill-zilla
so romantic egerton. i can't imagine what you will organize for our anniversary. but...wait ! what anniversary ?
really ? tell me more about what you like. i need to be distract.
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i've missed you man (no homo ok). but yeah, let's hang out. where do you live now? 
but if you want, you and your gay ass can crash at my place, i just moved in a new loft. 
(homo enough for you, stupid prick?) and NO i don't have a maid, come on i'm a grown man, i don't need a maid. 
come on, i'll make you pizzas.
but yeah, extra cheese, i promise. what did you do to that girl again? she ain't even latina.
no wonder why you're still single, your sex advices are shit and you're a real dork. 
and no matter what you say or do, you'll always be my favourite dork, don't worry. 
and you're so fucking disgusting dude. i don't even know what's that supposed to mean. 
just come at my place ok? i'm waiting for you. 
next to it. apparently you like that... 