where are you?

i made a cake for you.

yeah. it's a bit burnt tho.

but you'll eat it, cause you're That Guy.

oh come on. be cute for once.

you're such a man.

obviously.

can you switch your weekend shift with someone else and do it next week?

ugh, fine.

don't be surprised by the christmas tree tomorrow morning then.

i have too much free time on my hands when you're not here.

too bad, it's already done.

you see me naked all the time, you can use your imagination.

switch shift.

have fun with your colleagues then.  

you might catch me naked if you don't get home too late tho.

i'll still be at the club.

but naked, so it works.

what? that's what you want.

you were a drunken idiot too once

and what? you don't enjoy it anymore?

find me another job, then.

it depends what you offer.

i won't be a silly waitress or cashier or something that pay less, just so we're clear.